Sunday, 19 July 2015

I hate salesmen

Hi guys, I found a small shop on Tatooine.

It looked ok so I went inside. I could tell by the side of the shop keepers face that he was a bith. When I got closer to him I saw that he was me!!!!! I then realised the horrible truth. It wasn't me, it was Darth Catastrophe.
I tried to run but the force in him was too powerful.


Before I knew it my body was hurtled into darkness. I woke up with the most horrible realisation. Darth Catastrophe was everything dark about me. He was the manifestation of my soul. Every dark ounce hidden inside of me was in him. At that moment I realised that I could control my own anger. I held in all of my anger and Darth Catastrophe literally disintegrated. Something happened to me that day. I can't explain what happened to me all I know is that I could see the future and move things with my mind. I don't know if it will stop and I don't care if it doesn't. The main thing I am seeing is a green goblin man, a river and a broken lightsaber. What does this mean?

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